Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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