i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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