Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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