considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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