I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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