God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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