Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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