Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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