So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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