What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just cut my nipple shaving
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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