i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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