before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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