maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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