So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
ugly people sure do ruin things
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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