Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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