did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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