My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We have started to decorate penises.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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