I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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