you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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