I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
How does one acquire holy water?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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