Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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