come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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