Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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