go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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