It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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