careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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