do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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