ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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