There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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