Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I look better un-naked...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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