My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
where are you?
Hypothermia
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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