i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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