halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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