were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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