brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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