Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
please come you make the beer taste better
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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