i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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