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I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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