smell my finger.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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