marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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