So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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