this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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