put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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