Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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