Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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