Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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