he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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