my mouth tastes like poor choices
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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