your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sponge bath it is.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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