I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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