Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize