Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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