Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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