So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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