i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I take back everything I said about communal showers
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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