If i come over, it means nothing
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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