You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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