I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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