Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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